it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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