yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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whose ass print is on the piano?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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