i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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