question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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