i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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