Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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