do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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