I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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