Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
only you would photoshop your dick
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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