that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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