If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I don't think brook has ever known best
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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