Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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