I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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