Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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