If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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