Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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