My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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