the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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