question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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