Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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