i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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