Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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