Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i now understand why vodka
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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