you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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