the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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