Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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