Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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