just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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