Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
are you so shy because you have an std?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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