You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just blew my weed a kiss
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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