Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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