but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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