I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.