he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
