Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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