Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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