I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
even my farts smell like vagina
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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