fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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