Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
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Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
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Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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