Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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