The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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