yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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