thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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