yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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