i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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