dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
as a side note pls kill me
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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