He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
How external is "for external use only"?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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