his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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