i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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