Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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