i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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