i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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