I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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