hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you win again, gameday.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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