That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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