Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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