He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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